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Admit it — you play with your cellphone on the toilet. It’s nothing to be ashamed of (although studies show that 16% of phones have fecal matter on them, so that’s gross). But what if there were a video game you could play while using urinals?

This comic shows that there might be at least one industry interested in this sort of gaming development. Just think: the more you drink, the sooner you can play again.

Comic written by Larry Lambert; illustrated by Jerry King.

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